<font size="6"><b>Aliens</b></font>
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Contrary to most popular media, the average alien is quite a boring fellow. By and large they prefer to hang around in cubicles contemplating
the meaning of filing identically shaped cubes. It's best not to bother with them really, terribly dull.

Why don't you go <a href="cats">think about cats instead?</a>